Shafted Again!!
Monday, May 31, 2004:
Very Odd....
That's what the past few days have been....very odd. I had my surgery thing, which was surprisingly similar to my first surgery in January, no good. You know it's not a good sign when you remember your drug guy (the anethesieologist, yeah i don't think i spelled that right) but it's even worse when he remembers YOU! It's all good though because Mike (the drug guy) is bad ass! That's all with that though, no whining or bitching from me.....i just want it healed and done!
Last night, Taria came over to visit me. That was fun. We went to the new Wild Oats and bought Ben & Jerry's......and we saw fuckface and Raymond. Cut to 4 hours later and we are playing charades. Boys against girls.....(me, taria, and KK)....vs.....(Sean, Ray, and Brian). That was a damn fun time.....and then Taria went home, KK left to go shoot up P's cat....and the next thing i remember i was waking up to some "questionable" activities. So i went upstairs, took two pain pills, headed back to the basement and passed out.
And that brings me to now........i need to go do the whole sponge bath thing because i can't shower till my bandages come off tomorrow, wash my hair in the sink......and make Lauren a card before i head off to her Open House.
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Sam // 11:06 AM
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Thursday, May 20, 2004:
Quizzes.....continued
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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Yeah, i posted this one purely for the picture....the Ken holding out a twenty makes the pic!
Sam // 10:38 AM
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QUIZ BINGE!
Thank you taria for providing me with quizzes to get rid of my mid-morning boredom before showering and going to work!
You're a Speak & Spell!! You nerd, you. Just
because you were disguised as a toy doesn't
mean you weren't educational, you sneaky
bastard.
What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Speak and Spell's rock......what other toy was cool enough to be used in a Macgyver-esque hand-made communication device in ET??? Oh that's right, nothing else...
Magister Mundi sum!
"I am the Master of the Universe!"
You are full of yourself, but you're so cool you
probably deserve to be. Rock on.
Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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I just find that funny.....i don't think it's true....but nonetheless funny.
Have a good day everyone!
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Sam // 10:09 AM
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I'll put my big black ass in your dick!
Thank you Cody Butt, for that wonderful mispoken phrase....that rocked my world.
Anyways, I should be heading to bed here pretty soon....
Tonight was great, i ran and got Maggy Moo's with Molly, KK, and Jen. Then we dyed Jen's hair.....it's very pretty.....We then watched some old french video from 8th grade, and it made me almost sick to see myself wearing huge tshirts and wide-leg jeans.....HOW DID I THINK I LOOKED GOOD??? Seriously, i hated my body then, and i just looked all around dumpy....but i do have to say this.....i had damn good hair. Hell yes!
In other news, I'm oh-so-super excited for my BIRTHDAY on friday!!!!!! I'm doing lunch with the grandparents....and then working till 6......and then the TOP SECEERT (thanks kk for the spelling on that one) mission commences! I can't wait.....
If i call you friday night, i'm terribly sorry....please don't fuck with my head too much...
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Sam // 2:47 AM
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004:
Think of this song....and you'll immediately be happier...
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone.
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, Something's out there.
Floating in the summer sky.
99 red balloons go by.
99 red balloons.
floating in the summer sky.
Panic bells, it's red alert.
There's something here from somewhere else.
The war machine springs to life.
Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky.
Where 99 red balloons go by.
99 Decision Street.
99 ministers meet.
To worry, worry, super-scurry.
Call the troops out in a hurry.
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war.
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.
99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero.
Everyone's a Captain Kirk.
With orders to identify.
To clarify and classify.
Scramble in the summer sky.
As 99 red balloons go by.
99 dreams I have had.
In every one a red balloon.
It's all over and I'm standing pretty.
In this dust that was a city.
If I could find a souvenier.
Just to prove the world was here.
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.
Damn, i love that song. I guess that's why it's my cell phone ringer.. Anyway, i heard it on the radio at work today and i wanted to get up and dance, but no i was holding a screaming baby. This song really does make people happy though, the kid stopped crying when the techno-esque beat started and I sure as shit got happier. However i did not stay happy........damn you STAR 104.5 for cutting off the end of the song to play your radio plugs instead! Obviously i'm already listening to your station......you have no need to advertise it.......especially not at the expense of ruining my song! BITCHES!
sorry......
In other news, i'm uber bored lately.....give me a call, my cell has been kind of retarded lately and drops calls randomly, and then will notify me days later that i've missed a call......
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Sam // 8:49 PM
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Sunday, May 16, 2004:
Hell Fucking yeah,.....i think i saw this one coming, considering i own two pairs of knee high black boots....one that are dominatrix style and the other ones are for going out in a little skirt....and i own a third pair of black boots.....but they aren't knee high....but they're still pretty hott
I'm still alive....just haven't been around the computer too much.....i'll update with what's been going on later, maybe......don't hold your breath.
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Sam // 6:30 PM
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Monday, May 10, 2004:
just for the record.....i don't think i like the new blogger......it confuses me......weird........
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Sam // 3:19 PM
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Sunday, May 09, 2004:
You are a Dubliner.
What's your Inner European?
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Hell yes!!! I knew it! I'm damn proud of my heritage.....considering i tattooed it on me forever and all.....
Super Sarcasmo! You're the one with all the witty
wisecracks. We bow before you. Really, we do.
What Weird Quote Are You?
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Well, i saw that one coming. I bet that's why me and Bill get along so well....
Omaha is Omaha,....i'm already somewhat bored. I start work on Tuesday....yay for babies!
Thanks are due to the KK, for allowing me to come over to her house....meet all of her other friends.....and get pretty shitfaced.....i love you babe! And watching you play twister was absolutely hilarious! Also, Sam (man) and Me (woman) are hardcore......you know why? Because we mix our drinks in their original bottles and don't bother to dirty glasses......yay for chugging straight from the punch bottle and hitting pockets of vodka because we forgot to shake it up first.
Hopefully my summer will be full of moments like those.....that and just chilling with sinley and the gang.....
Lastly, my birthday.....it's less than two weeks away.....and it's on a Friday.....i haven't decided what i want to do yet.......hopefully just have some drama free fun.....and maybe have a beer......or six........but i've also decided that booze is not a necessity.....we could just grill out or something............and i've gone and confused myself again....so i'm going to quit.
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Sam // 4:37 PM
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Saturday, May 08, 2004:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Violent and Lustful.......Well that makes perfect sense....considering i'm into pain.........you know what i mean.....at least some of you do........
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Sam // 12:50 AM
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Tuesday, May 04, 2004:
It's over...
I don't really know how to feel....I'm really glad it's over. The timing is perfect. I needed it to be summer. But in general.....i'm not feeling very reflective right now, so yes i'm not going to reflect on my first year of college or say anything profound, not that i do usually, but yes.........now i'm rambling.
Anyway, the grades should turn out well for this semester, but who knows........other than that, i think i'm out.
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Sam // 10:28 PM
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Sunday, May 02, 2004:
Hello once again...
Well, i'm in Omaha right now, and almost for good. I have an ass doctor appointment to hopefully get healed from my surgery that was 4 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!! That's on Monday at 4. And then i have two finals on Tuesday night from 4 to 7. AND THEN I'M DONE! yeah.....i'm kind of bored right now....and i definately hate the fact that food is soo readily available at home.......i'm gonna get so fat this summer.....well fatter than i already am.
In other news. I really need to talk to the damn daycare. I've been in twice and left notes each time for jenny to call me...............and i have gotten NO calls..........this is not good. I need a job......and they need to get back to me.
Ok that is all......i have to go shower.....
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Sam // 11:33 AM
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