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Shafted Again!!
Wednesday, March 31, 2004:
Ok. So this is a totally new experience for me. I'm at the computer lab, and i should be working on my level 1 tech requirement right now....oh! but surprise surprise, I'm not. Go figure, me procrastinating. Well, this basically is to show that i know how to use powerpoint, and there once was a time, not too long ago, when i was fairly proficient in the ways of powerpoint. but i haven't done it in awhile....so yes my skills are a bit rusty. so not only is this going to take me forever, it'll probably be pretty half-assed. Oh well.
Secondly, i must apologize for any spelling errors or un-capitalized letters because i'm typing on a MAC keyboard. That means, my nails fall between the spaces of the keys and only hit the right letters about 80% of the time. oh well.....i don't really care, so you shouldn't either. and if you do......piss off!
With that, I'm out. i really need to work on this project so that i can have it done by next weekend, in order to ensure that it will be submitted in time to be graded. So if i seem technologically angry, you know why!
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Sam // 8:36 PM
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004:
wow
So what does the sam do when she gets bored? she crafts....so now i have a bomb ass bracelet wrist cuff thing. It rocks, i got oooooooooooooober bored and went crazy with hemp.....just playing around till i did something that looked cool....it's awesome!
Time for bed, and more procrastination...
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Sam // 10:42 PM
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Sunday, March 28, 2004:
hmmmmmm....
Things......are normal, and somewhat boring. I'm weirded out by the fact that this year is almost over....strange....
My weekend was uneventful, but it needed to be that way. Not much else.
Peter Chang is adorable!
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Sam // 10:14 PM
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004:
Finally...
For the first time in a long time i woke up in a good mood. Last night i decided that i'm tired of feeling stressed and shitty. So i decided that i would put a stop to my negativity right then and there. I'm not saying that it doesn't exist, i'm merely saying that i'm no longer going to focus and dwell on it. Things have happened recently that have made me realize that i'm past all of the bullshit that some people still linger in.
Today is a good day, and no one's going to bring me down.
~until...
Sam // 8:10 AM
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Monday, March 22, 2004:
sorry...
Sam // 1:46 PM
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My world is spinning.....
I swear, it's like god has decided to completely fuck over my homeostasis....i was happy, things were going well. Then I went to Minnesota, which was 4 days of fucking awesome times! And then at 3:37 AM on thursday morning....that all went to shit.....and the rest of my spring break followed accordingly. I can now officially say this: SPRING BREAK 2K4 SHOULD BE FUCKED IN THE ASS AND THEN SENT STRAIGHT TO HELL TO BURN THERE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!
As if all of that shit wasn't enough to deal with.....go ahead and kick me while i'm down, because it just keeps on getting better. I know have yet another shitty issue to deal with....I can't talk about details of it right now....at least not on this damn blog....so if you want to know, ask me sometime that is not now......
(bends over) you may shaft me now........i thought i had escaped your wrath....but you just went dormant for a bit.....and now you're back with all of your fury......
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Sam // 1:43 PM
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Saturday, March 20, 2004:
Leave it up to chang to break up all of the shitty shit going on right now........he created a mini-earthquake with his ass and his gas..........hahaha
Sad day..........but not really......funny shit
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Sam // 7:18 PM
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Wow. Ok, now that my head has cleared a bit....i'm not at liberty to tell and or discuss the story with anyone who was not there or involved...all i CAN say is that people suck......and i need to send out a big WTF to a special someone.....
Through this entire experience i've learned some things:
1. Drugs are bad. I know it sounds rather Mr. Mackey-ish....but it's the god's honest truth. They fuck up people's lives.
2. Manipulating the innocent and fucking with people's heads to get attention is a terribly sick and twisted thing to do. In my book, i see this as punishable by death.
3. I've grown up and moved on, and in moving on........i now know that there are certain people who i never want to see or talk to again. Perhaps if they figure their own shit out and grow the fuck up, things might change.....but that's not looking too likely.
4. True, honest friends are what matters the most. Putting my life on hold to help out my friend is something i would do again in a heartbeat if they ever needed me. I've got your back all the way....
All i have left in me to say are these three things:
1. I love you (you know who you are)
2. FUCK OFF (you know who YOU are.....but probably don't read this)
3. I need a cigarette.......
~until...
Sam // 2:19 AM
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Thursday, March 18, 2004:
shit is hitting the fan......and i'm scared out of my mind. I have no idea what to do.....
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Sam // 2:01 PM
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004:
Anticipating the drunken goodness that is St. Patrick's DAY!!!!!!!!!!
if i call you tonight, i'm terribly sorry and most likely drunk out o'me mind!
Remember this, from someone who is Irish......the Blarney Stone is just as real as Santa and the Easter Bunny.....so go find it and start kissin!
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Sam // 5:30 PM
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004:
Coming to you live from Minneapoliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss......
So yes, I'm in Minneapolis right now....very exciting! I think Chang almost shit his pants when i walked out of Brandon's room and was just like....what's up BIATCH!!!!......he looked at me like..."that looks like Sam, but it can't be...." It was hilarious. So, so far so good for my spring break. Things are going well here.
In other news, i got pierced last night. It's very cute....it's an industrial, but not a traditional one, I got it done with a curved barbell....so it's smaller and a lot more femmie.....b/c i would look like a doofus with a regular one. It hurt like hell when he was doing it, well the first hole didn't, but when he was doing the second piercing, after he got the needle through when he was trying to pull it out and the jewelry through, he dropped the jewelry and the needle pulled all the way out....so he basically had to stick the needle back through again....NOT FUN. but it looks awesome now, so i'm totally happy with it, and it was well worth the pain.....plus, if you know me at all.....i get into piercing and tattooing pain.....it gives me the biggest rush evar!!!!!!!!!!
With that, i think i'm going to take a nap! Hope everyone's spring break is going AWESOMELY!!!!!!!!!!
~until...
Sam // 4:16 PM
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Wednesday, March 10, 2004:
Hello again!
Ok well, so yes....something i found interesting. I was studying for my astronomoy test that is in an hour and i'm looking up some terms in the glossary and i come along galactic cannibalism: the incorporation of one galaxy into another. How freaking cool is that?!?...sorry, i'm easily amused. I think it's funny that even our own galaxy is cannibalistic. Ok well with that, i must go. I am in a very good mood, i went to Barnes & Noble today and got a coffee and bought a book of spoken word poetry.....i know i know me=dork, but ever since Howie and Dobel got me into that SLAM crap....i'm completely addicted! So i'm in a really good mood because i have new poetry to read.....and if i get really bored, i might start to relive my glory days.........let's hope it doesn't come to that!
I'm off to dinner and then THE TEST!!!!!
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Sam // 5:09 PM
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Monday, March 08, 2004:
All I have to say is......Jen.....remember when we were gonna start a band?......and we rocked out to Kittie?
......oh if only.....
Sam // 1:51 PM
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The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
Yes, it is that windy....it's insane. You know how when you crack open a window it'll kind of whistle if it's windy outside? Yeah well, it's so windy that that effect happens on your ears. So when you're just walking outside your ears will start to whistle! It's pretty rad! Anyway, part of me really doesn't mind the wind, because with the short hair.....it does good things. It's a pain in the ass when all of my hair is blowing around in my face and such, but when i come inside.....it looks really HOTT. It's seriously the only way my hair gets that piece-y look.......meh, i like it.
That's about it. Just sitting here killing time before i have to go to the doctor....because after all.....it is a monday! Hopefully....it's getting better. It feels like it is, if that counts for anything. Oh well....i have time for a 20 minute power nap before i have to go, so i'm going to go do that.
~until...
Sam // 1:38 PM
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ok that's just weird.....i die on my 79th birthday........i had to post this one too....sorry i know i suck
~again until...
Sam // 7:16 AM
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Wow, that's all I can say......wow. So few people are coming to my funeral....but i'm leaving behind over 4 million dollars......all of which i'm going to make in a little over 13 years....that's freakin amazing!
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Sam // 7:13 AM
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Saturday, March 06, 2004:
You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you,
you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions
about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a
number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good
meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
face="Times New Roman">Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
So i'm asian eh? and promiscuous......no big deal there. And i can cook!
~until...
Sam // 6:47 PM
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Friday, March 05, 2004:
I ROCK!!!!!!!
Ok, now that i'm a bit more in control of myself, i am terribly bored and i'm going to share last night with you all! How exciting!......oh yeah and i rock, because i'm not hungover.....at all....
So last night, i usually have band, but last night i didn't because of some NSBA conference thing that was usuing the band room, so therefore....no band! So last night, on a whim Megan and i decided to get all dolled up and go out for dinner....and we had thought about drinking later....but never really solidified anything until much MUCH later. So things just went nuts from there. Meg and I were both in a mood to go clubbin.....but this is Lincoln...so we wished on the inside, and instead wore boots and hot makeup and went to TGIFridays for dinner! WE were both starving so we decided to splurge.....and our dinner ended up costing 40 bucks for the two of us.....just imagine what it would have been if there would've been a bar tab on there too, yikes!
After dinner, we went to Target to do some really random shopping, and i found a BADASS shirt for St. Patrick's Day. Which is, by the way, my favorite holiday! So i found a Spongebob shirt that says Spongebob Lucky Pants......and something about getting lucky on it,.....very scandalous for spongbob, so yes....hopefully i will remember to wear it on the day!
After Target.....we.......drove around thinking of people to call to get us booze. We had no luck until like 10:45....and even then he couldn't get us our stuff until after midnight, so i took a party break and typed a paper that was due today at 12:30 which later proved to be a very smart move on my part. Anyways, around midnight, Mark calls megan and was like "what are you gals up to? Because i have husker punch!" So we went over there and hung out until 4:30! It was so much fun! I met two really neato boys, James and Martin! They all came over to order Jimmy John's....so that was very fun.....Drink Total for the night:
2 vodka shots
2/3 of a half gallon of Husker Punch (which was like 30-40% vodka and everclear)
3 Bud Lights
I was smooth sailing.....it's pretty weak for me i know, but considering i haven't had a drop of alcohol since new years.....i think i did pretty good!
In the end, me and Tyler left Megan at Mark's mostly because she sort of passed out/fell asleep on his futon and the two of us walked back in the rain....enjoyable experience! I got back stripped off my clothes and attempted to put my pajamas on and i got into bed......and this morning when i got up at 11 i realized that my boxers were on backwards....good times!
All i have to say is, I totally agree with mark, HORNS know how to drink!
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Sam // 2:13 PM
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HI everyone! So i'm really kind of drunk right now......yay! no ass.....but definately booze.........and my head is kind of spinning....so i'm definately going to take my clothes off and go to bed....and i'm pretty sure my head will still be spinnning in the morning....i didn't really even drink that much tonight...me=weiner, but less wiener than megan..............duh!
~until the hangover tomorrow...
Sam // 4:50 AM
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Thursday, March 04, 2004:
all dressed up.....no where to go.....all ready for sexing.....no one to get on.....so it goes....... my life in college......sigh....
Sam // 9:41 PM
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Wednesday, March 03, 2004:
Frank Sinatra is my chocolate wedding cake...
And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!
Ok....god i love Frank. Seriously, i can be in any mood and it just completely makes me happy and mellows me out. God Bless Frank Sinatra and his smooth sultry voice and his fabulous lyrics. And if anyone disagrees with me.......i'll HEADBUTT you! Don't piss me off when it comes to my Frank!
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Sam // 10:59 PM
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Harold
Oscar
Agility
10 | | | Strength
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27Origins
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FUCK YES!!!!!!!!! that makes me happy!
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Sam // 6:36 PM
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Tuesday, March 02, 2004:
This one is for molly....
So yes, tis now march. It came in like a LION....RAWR! Things are still things.....I went to the doctor for more surgery follow-up and i suppose i got some good news. Hopefully, i will only have to go in 4 more times.....but they'll be spread out over basically the rest of the school year. And as far as that goes.....SEVEN more weeks of classes! That's insane! There's no way i'm almost done with my first YEAR of college! CARAAAAAAZY! Hm....what else?
OH YEAH! HORN FORMAL! It was an enjoyable time. I got to see all of my band kids and it was great, i got a ll dressed up and JP was my date because he rocks! And i think he had a good time....i really hope he did. And i only had ONE beer, all night. That's it! And sadly enough, that's the first drop of alcohol i've had since new year's eve.....i know me=lame ass college student....no drugs, no booze, no ass, no nothing.....except for a bit of studying every now and then, and WHOLE lot of last minute assignments. Yay for procrastinating.
Well, that's about it. Right now i'm super juiced about my super secret spring break plans....! But there will be no talking about those......we wouldn't want to spoil a good thing now would we?
As Casey Kasem says all the time and most recently on Saved By the Bell......"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the STARS!"
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Sam // 10:38 PM
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